what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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