a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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