GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
