DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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