I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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