In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Plan B is the new Plan A
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Everyone says I win the strip club
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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