maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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