Whod you bang
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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