So drunk its hurt
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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