unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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