Buhtt sex?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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