Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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