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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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