I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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