cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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