Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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