The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
