Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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