Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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