We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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