I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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