BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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