census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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