Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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