she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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