So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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