no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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