i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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