I'm going to rape someone's good day.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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