That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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