Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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