Well douche your snatch and let's go!
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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