im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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