Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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