I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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