Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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