Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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