Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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