Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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