so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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