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For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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