i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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