John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
