what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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