Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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