Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
The ass gains better be worth it
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