My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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