my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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