I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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