We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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